Dickism - A Guy's Guide To Celebrity Gossip

Here’s Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she’s been mangled by years of bargain plastic surgery I’m just amazed it doesn’t look like Mickey Rourke’s face down there, so this is a win in my book. On that note, you’ll notice Tara is wearing underwear at some point, so that was either before she banged Dennis Rodman in the men’s room to make her ex love her again or directly after this photo when everyone went “So a dead seal isn’t decomposing below deck.” It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

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Larissa Riquelme Hot Topless Pictures

These Larissa Riquelme topless pictures from Para Hombre magazine are going to be the death of me. What began as a World Cup lingerie model novelty has blown up into a full-fledged case of lust obsession.

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Paris Hilton Sexy Pink Bathing Suit Pictures

Apparently these are pictures of Paris Hilton filming a video for a new single she’s releasing. I know, I thought we were done with this garbage. Anyhow, at least she’s wearing a hot pink little bathing suit. I love skinny little rich chicks in bathing suits and high heels shaking their asses.

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Irina Shayk G-D Sexy Moment

It seems like the best thing that this Irina Shayk or Sheik model chick could have done was date that super Euro douche Chritiano Ronaldo, she’s everywhere these days. That’s not true, the best thing she could have done was squeeze her sexy little ass into that tight ass dress she’s wearing. Jesus! I get that models are supposed to make everything they wear look good, but this is ridiculous.

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Bon Jovi And Topless Girls Photos: Vintage 80’s Hair Boobs and Rock

These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brothers, they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can get the fuck out.

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Katy Perry Hot Little Hipster Short Shorts

These are promo shots for Katy Perry’s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like this serves. Part of me wants to have easy clean-up sex with it while the other part wants to use it as a toboggan. Then have sex with it. It’s like an epic battle of emotions because I’m so sensitive yet mysterious like that dude chicks are always freaking out over.
I don’t know what these pictures of Katy Perry hamming it up for the camera are for, and to be quite honest I don’t give a crap, I’m just glad that there isn’t any sound. I can only imagine the annoying racket coming out of this chick’s hipster mouth. Anyhow, the good news is that her boobs are still looking fresh and fantastic.