Paris Hilton has a pair of magical inflatable boobs and we don’t know where they are coming from. As we all seen the sex tape below, she doesn’t have much. Shes HOT and dumb, what more can you ask for in a girl that has herpes.
Meanwhile the hotel heiress is all tied up in a revealing new photo she’s releasing as an invitation to her birthday party in Las Vegas this weekend.
The dumb blonde posed naked in a bondage-themed shot for the artwork on the official ticket to her 26th birthday party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino’s Body English club on Saturday. I am gonna find those pictures and give them to you here!
Carmen Electra doesn’t like signing nude pictures of herself and honestly we don’t know WHY! She been naked for years and now its a problem. And you thought Dennis Rodman was weird. Maybe he needs to get blown up near a Pokeman factory.
Miss Electra who has posed naked for Playboy magazine happily autographed pictures for fans as she left Hollywood restaurant Mr. Chow on Monday night but stopped signing when presented with a naked photograph of herself.
Carmen said: “I feel weird signing nude!”
Then she got in her car drove home and left the rest of the fans’ pictures unsigned. Doesn’t she realize these horny geeks are the ones that pay her bills. To see those huge tits!
Peter Andre will be getting some envious looks this morning after his wife Jordan told how they have cut back to ONLY having sex four or five times a week. In a Q&A accessible to her MySpace friends who sadly do include at least one of my team the model was asked how often her and Pete make love. She replied: “Having kids, we’ve probably cut down to four or five times a week.
“But not towards the end of my pregnancy with Junior, I felt like a beached whale!”
In fact that may be more of a sex life than before, as Jordan has previously stated: “When you’ve got kids it’s always a bit hard as one of them could walk in when you’ve just started.
“So we have to plan sex carefully.”
Jordan was also asked about further surgery on her huge boobs in the Q&A and replied: “I wanted a reduction last December but couldn’t find the time.
“I really want them done again. These implants have been in six or seven years now. They’re not saggy but I’ve noticed a drop and I want them perked up.”
What the hell is Ashley Olsen is doing here. Seems to be shes trying to get a tan in Mexico, but you need to be semi-topless and laying IN the sun when you do this. Shes in her underwear and prancing around. You can see much but one can dream. And boy did I dream about the Olsen twins for awhile. Ever since that Got Milk ad made its way through.
Heather Graham’s lesbian kiss with Bridget Moynahan in her new movie Gray Matters. Just seeing this crap it was hot. Remember RollerGirl from Boogie Nights, well shes movie up in the world. Anal sex anyone??
In case you actually cared about RollerGirls talent as an actress. Here is the trailer for the movie Gray Matters. Like your really gonna click it.
