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Scarlett Johansson Touches Woody’s Pants

Scarlett Johansson is so enamored with Woody Allen she would gladly “sew his pants”.

The actress, who has been linked to a series of young heartthrobs including Josh Harnett and Jared Leto, dotes on her 71-year-old ‘Match Point’ director.

She told Vogue magazine:

“I’d sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to.” Woody recently admitted he finds Scarlett “criminally sexy”. Praising his current movie muse, he said: “She is unlike anyone who has come before her, and while she is a much stronger actress in every way, there is a tiny bit of Marilyn Monroe in her.”

Nothing like old guys trying to get with young girls. Its what makes this world go round. But seriously he is a tad bit old for her. Maybe if he was in his 50s but the guy is almost dead material.

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