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Thora Birch the jailbait girl who shocked everyone out by going topless at 16 in “American Beauty” is filming her next movie that I will see if she shows her boobies again called “The Winter of Frozen Dreams”, a true crime story of some chick who did something illegal. Something that is not illegal but should be is the fact that Thora’s dad has been on set for all of his daughter sex scenes. Not to temper them, but to spice them up. Page Six says:
says one insider, “The director is saying, ‘Harder! Faster!’ and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up” … Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders – even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best. Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, “all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left.”
Thora is the daughter of Carol Connors and Jack Birch, who starred in dozens of porn movies in the 70s and 80s. So you gotta expect when you have porn parents. That they probably want you to do porn or close to it. And since at 16 she shows her can cans. You can bad as she gets older the scene are gonna get dirtier and dirtier. I love porn and to make your kids do it is the american dream, like in American Beauty.
The Boys and Girls Guide To Getting Down movie is fucking hilarious! I had to post this because well just look at the movie poster above its amazing! Hipsters become lab mice in this how to manual about how young Los Angelenos pump and primp themselves up every weekend to hit both the clubs and the sheets. Watch the trailer, be their friend on myspace, or go to the website.
Christina Aguilera looks like a cross between Tina Turner and Jenna Jameson. Except Jenna would give us more cleavage, and Christina whenever shes with her pet monkey, shes doesn’t like to show the goods! I am waiting for her to do a topless photo one of these days. Well here you go with this crap. Its really slow today for news. I don’t wanna write about Anna Nicole Smith officially Overdosing. Because honestly I can care fucking less and that outcome is a real shocker.
James Blunt hooked up with Lindsay Lohan in Los Angeles this week. The singer whose fans include Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson was spotted picking notorious party girl Lindsay up from a nightclub.
However Lindsay was trying her hardest not to get noticed and covered herself up with a coat. I think she must have a thing for English men. I’m sure James’ girlfriend Petra Nemcova will be thrilled.
Now why would you cheat on a girl like Petra with Lindsay Lohan. The skankiest girl in the land. I mean thats like going from Gucci down to Abercrombie. Why would you do that? Obviously he doesn’t know a good piece of ass when he sees one. If hes gonna cheat he better get some pictures or a video at the least!
Update:People.com has confirmed that James Blunt and Petra Nemcova broke up.
Kate Beckinsale believes the secret to a happy marriage is lots of sex. Kate who is married to Len Wiseman, the director of her hit film ‘Underworld’ has revealed she and her husband enjoy a very passionate relationship.
Kate confessed to She magazine:
“I’m very blessed to have a husband who appreciates me. Women feel sexy from feeling attractive and desired. Men feel sexy from having sex. If you can strike a balance where the man is having sex a lot and the woman is feeling desired enough to have sex, then you’ve figured out the secret to a marriage that’s alive.”
I would love to see Kate doing something sexual especially with that all black leather she wore all throughout Underworld. Shes definitely in shape and has a nice butt to go with it. All I got to say is Len Wiseman is a lucky man. If he ever breaks up with her we are next inline.
Here is the Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End trailer. Honestly I think the name of this third piece is pathetic. And of course they try to over do it but putting in massive special effects. Because they are running out of a story line. You know why the first one worked, but it was original and simple! Then it got more and more complicated. The only thing hot about the second one is Keira Knightly and Johnny Depp making out. Hopefully they continue that path for the last one. Maybe a threesome in a comic book. Arrgh.
