People have reported that Scarlett Johansson isn’t looking for love anymore. Shes looking for some deep dicking, and honestly she doesn’t care where she gets it, though it seems. So everyone line up at her place in Manhattan on 57th and we will all take a number.
“We live in a world today where if two people are single and one’s a guy and one’s a girl and they’re both famous you’re going to be linked with somebody. If it’s somebody one week, it’s going to be somebody else the next week. It’s either me or Jessica Biel. If someone is straightforward with me, I’m very confident. But if he’s playing a weird mind game, I get very self-conscious. I can’t stand mind games. But I think you should be mysterious and flirtatious. You should always have some mystery in a relationship. You don’t wanna know what the person’s thinking all the time. And you don’t want him to know what you’re thinking all the time.”
Scarlett is confusing. First she says she want to pose naked for the right movie. Then she says no more naked scenes. Then she says she wants to do Jenna Jameson movie, but not be naked. She has to be kidding right. Shes gonna be stripping and performing sex scenes. Shes gonna have to be naked. Lets all pray on easter that she will take the Pornstar movie. That will be the highest gross movie of all time. And 300 will eat dirt after that.
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