Jessica Simpson who is getting in shape for her new movie in which her character joins the Marines has to watch her diet because her lactose intolerance causes her to omit gas from “all ends”.
Jessica told US TV show ‘Extra’: “I am going to be all ripped. But it’s tough, I’m not good on sugar. Or dairy you’ll hear it come out of all ends! I’ve really become comfortable in who I am and in my skin. I feel beautiful whether I am five pounds heavier or five pounds smaller. I’m actually a natural brunette. I was really blonde as a kid, but then I just started getting darker and darker.”
Jessica also revealed she hopes to become a household name after adding a range of home wear to her label. She said: “I aspire to be a brand like Ralph Lauren.” What greater way to gross people out, by telling them you fart a lot. And then your gonna want them to have your brand in their homes. Jessica Simpson can do womens clothing or shoes. Or maybe a playboy spread with her boobies across the front cover. But that is about it.
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