Friday June 8 2007

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail in Lynwood and will serve out her original 45 day sentence with a credit for the 5 days she’s already served. Reporters say she was crying through the entire process and, when Judge Michael Sauer gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said, “This isn’t right.” She was then physically dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy, in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.”

The official word is that she has to serve out her original 45 day sentence, although that comes out to 23 days of actual jail time with good behavior (one day off for every day of good behavior). So she’s still going in for her original 45 day sentence, but will still only do 23 days (minus the 5 day credit) of actual jail time. I like to see that Paris getting dragged from court crying her eyes out. This picture speaks a million words, and I bet will be on everyones breakroom by monday.

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Friday June 8 2007

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman stopped by a maternity center yesterday, fueling rumors that Christina is pregnant. TMZ reports they stopped by New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association, known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds. You can see her nipples a little bit through the shirt if you look closely, since shes not wearing a bra.

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Friday June 8 2007

I was never a huge fan of That 70’s Show, but the few times I did tune in it was really only for one reason. And that was to catch a glimpse of the sexiest bell bottomed babe on TV, Mila Kunis. I was always a bit disappointed in the outfits she had to wear on the show though. Face it. The 70’s were an ugly, ugly period in women’s fashion.

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Thursday June 7 2007

PARIS HILTON IS OUT OF JAIL!!!! After only 3 days. Not 45 days. Not even 23 days. 3 fucking days. Bitch didn’t even serve a goddam week in jail if this was me or you, we be in the slammer riding it out with Bubba.

Paris was apparently suffering from severe panic attacks and depression, where she even became suicidal. Towards the end of her stay, Paris began, what others call, a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist was so concerned for her well being they did everything possible to get her to a place in which was comfortable for her and her health.

According to TMZ.com, Paris will finish the remainder of her sentence, 40 days, under house arrest. But that’s retarded. I spend all day in my basement apartment, and I didn’t nearly kill everyone in LA because I decided to have 18 Jagers and an 8-ball before getting on the road. And Paris’ house is a hell of a lot bigger than my apartment. Party at Paris’s, would you expect anything less!

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Wednesday June 6 2007

Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler bumped into each other while grabbing lunch at Sant Ambroeus in New York yesterday, and apparently Liv Tyler greets people by making out with them. That’s a pretty passionate kiss right there. It actually looks like Bosworth is trying to escape here. If I kissed my friends like that I probably wouldn’t have any more friends.

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