Beyonce Knowles had a very public wardrobe malfunction the other night in Toronto, when during her show, she flashed her breasts to everyone in the audience. And thanks to the power of the Internet, now the whole world can feel like they were there.
That magical day is upon us, boys and girls, Hayden Panettiere is 18, and officially legal! And the world STOPPED for two minutes to say two words about this slut that gonna be the next Lindsay Lohan. Only time can tell how dumb they can really be! I looked online and found some pictures of her being sexual and wacky. She likes to use her tongue for everything. So here she is licking and sucking away!
Katie Price, also known as Jordan at the launch of her new perfume ‘Stunning’ at the Roof Garden in London. Tacky is this chick’s middle name. Last week Katie revealed too much information about her hubby. She said: “Pete even shaves his asshole. Well, doesn’t shave it, but uses Veet to make it go bald. He’s very clean down there, like a baby.” But I think it something to make her boobies coming out. We dont care about the perfume we like the breasts! Bring it on.
Sienna Miller was at the beach in Ibiza yesterday, and I don’t know if it was a topless beach or what but Spain is just the greatest place on earth since the Vegaboys. lol. In which case it probably is. Because if your a girl, your job should be, that your topless NON stop. Next time I have a girlfriend she needs to walk around my house topless year round.
Michelle Rodriguez might be the hottest person alive who can also beat my ass. This chick is like violence personified. She scares the hell out of me. She scares me, and I’m really tough. I even have scars all over to prove it. Granted mine are from peeling an apple and one time I stabbed myself trying to open a juice box, and another time I fell down playing Wii bowling, but they totally could have been from real fights, like the ones they have in movies about bad asses who don’t take any crap.
