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Jessica Alba Is Pregnant In The Worst Kinda Way

People magazine has announced the WORST thing to mankind, it doesnt involve Oprah, they announced that Jessica Alba is pregnant.

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

I dunno about you, but this fine piece of ass is gonna be wrecked with a baby. We were hoping she break up with him and date one of us. I think because hes a loser she feels bad for him. I guess we were next in line.