At first this story in Star may seem far fetched but then you remember that it’s about a Spears and the whole family is a plague of fuck ups and then it all makes sense. Let’s skip to the best part.
Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn Spears shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”
The story says other things about her getting drunk all the time and drinking to escape her life as a famous hillbilly, and about her cheating on the father of her little inbred child thats going to be born, but that was all just build up to, “It’s cool, I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!” But please don’t think I’m being critical. No, no not at all. We need more progressive thinking whores like this. Dr. Drew there is right. You can’t get double pregnant, so now, hey, no rules. She’s 16 and knocked up and that means it’s time to discover the pleasures of life, baby. Loveline rules.
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