Exactly one month ago, we saw a single, solitary picture of Mariah Carey topless on the beach. Well now we’ve got the rest of those Mariah Carey topless pictures, and I’ve got to admit, Mariah’s looking pretty hot.
What’s upsetting, however, is that in a world of nipple slips and upskirts, we’ve got Mariah Carey topless, but we still don’t see anything. Which is absolute bullcrap. Its like touching a guys penis but not doing anything more. Drives people literally insane.