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Lindsay Lohan’s Sister Ali Lohan Wants To Be Just Like Her

Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old little sister, wants to grow up to be just like Lindsay. Ali’s got a new reality show that her mom Dina brokered because, let’s be real, Dina wants to make money off her kids as much as possible. Anyway, here’s what Ali said to Teen Vogue:

“I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or on stage, with everybody listening to you…it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”

Ali got to watch Lindsay pose nude as Marilyn Monroe and I guess she found it appealing that her 22-year-old sister’s body looked worse than your grandmothers. Add that to all the whoring. And you got a great remodel.