This breasts clip should be a delightful experience where we stare at Christina Aguilera’s enormous rack the whole time and we ignore Ellen Degeneres during the whole process. Kinda like when you meet a hot chick and you stare at her rack in between talking to her. But in this case you just stare at her rack the whole time while she talks.
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron allegedly star in a new sex tape with a santa theme. While I prefer my amateur porn to celebrate Scarlett Jo Breasts Day, this sounds promising. The Sun reports:
Reportedly the beauty, whose naked pictures were leaked on to the net last year, is sitting underneath a Christmas tree wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong. She says to the camera: “I’ve been a good girl this year.” Then boyfriend Zac Efron appears before nature takes its course.
Okay, yeah, this is totally fake. I don’t for one second believe Zac Efron became aroused at the sight of Vanessa Hudgen in just a thong and Santa hat. You cant make it up. Well yes you can. If you look at these pictures (NSFW).
Just when you thought you had seen all there was to see of her, more Lindsay Lohan nude pictures hit the net. So if you feel so inclined, you can now count each individual freckle on Lindsay Lohan’s naked body. New York magazine also released some new unseen photos from the shoot, so have yourselves a look at them. This is one magazine you’re definitely going to want to go out and buy. You know, for wacking sake. I know I did.
She will probably never top the pictures she took while getting out of the car with Paris Hilton, but last night Britney Spears made it clear she still hates underwear as much as ever and plans to never wear it again. If she was eighteen again and hot maybe we wouldn’t mind, but we seen her puss already and we hate it. Boycott her vag!!
Here’s Mariah Carey buying jewelry, and making sure that everyone knows she’s still got really big boobs. You know, just in case you were wondering. I guess the security guys had alot of time on their hands to record Mariah and her big set of twins. Gotta love our money going to work to record us some breasts.
