2008 March | Dickism

Brooklyn Decker Married To Andy Roddick

Word on the street is Charlotte’s own swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker is engaged to tennis star Andy Roddick. tPc is reporting that Roddick popped the question to Decker last Tuesday.

The pair, who have been dating since 2007, first met after Andy Roddick, 25, asked his agent to track down a number for Decker, 20, a model who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. See this is why I need to get famous so I can have my agent hook me up with hot chicks. Hell if this Andy dude can do it why cant I. Topless pictures, here, here.

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MORE Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface

We’ve already seen Audrina Patridge nude, we have new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless. These topless pictures were taken just a TWO MONTHS ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures hit, she responded by saying she had learned her lesson, and wouldn’t be so trusting. I guess that’s a lesson she needed to learn more than once. These look a little bit better then that other pictures. In this picture you can see the fur on her face. Shes gonna turn into the next Kim Kardashian, and come out with a sextape.

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Mariah Carey Needs To Give Us More

Mariah Carey has always been a highlight for me. But I am getting sick and tired of her not being either A topless or B in playboy. But she just did her last number one hit. So hopefully her next step will be being naked so everyone can feel joyous even Hugh Hefner can get a kick out of her. But I heard she only likes black guys. So if your white your really just out of luck.

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Miley Cyrus Likes Threesomes With Boys

Miley Cyrus won a couple of awards last night at Nickelodeon’s 21st annual Kids’ Choice Awards. This is what she had to say yawn!!:

You don’t have to be a kid to win big at the Kids’ Choice Awards, but it certainly seems to help.

Just ask Miley Cyrus, who enjoyed the best of both worlds singing and acting at Nickelodeon’s 21st annual slimefest Saturday night, taking home awards for both Favorite TV Actress and Favorite Female Singer at the kid-powered show. The omnipresent Hannah Montana star, who also performed her new single “G.N.O. (Girl’s Night Out)” during the ceremony, was the only individual double winner of the night.

Miley Cyrus is a favorite at Dickism. I will try to post anything and everything of her because sooner or later she will leak out her sluttism and the whole world will drop to their knees. She is definitely replacing Britney which is good I am so sick of Britney and her shitty vag! Out with the old and in with the new.

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Audrina Patridge Is A Pussycat Dolls

Audrina Patridge hosted a show with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas the other night and joined the festivities by dressing up like one of the dolls. The National Ledger thinks that Audrina was actually happy about those recently leaked naked photos. I think she looks like crap in these pictures, her body might be smoking but her faces needs to get smashed in and reworked on again.

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Paris Hilton Falls Busts Face By The Paparazzi

Paris Hilton Busts Face By The Paparazzi

Paris Hilton and her super cool boyfriend Benji “I buy my clothes at Hot Topic” Madden the dog were in Berlin this weekend, and Paris reportedly ate the ground while running away from the paparazzi. There’s no video of it but the pictures are above and below. It’s as close as we get to seeing it damn it. The paparazzi need to step it up its hilarious watching Paris fall down helplessly. And why is that you might asked. Well she is a joke. This is why they’re there. Embarrassing shit like this. Knock that bitch down and stick a dick up her ass. Make her cry all over again like here.

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