Thursday March 27 2008 
If something like this did happen to Jessica Simpson, it might actually serve as a spark in her dying career. After analyzing all of Jessica’s options at this point, we’re recommending that she forgo all music and film-related efforts and concentrate more on properly cashing in her Playboy Trump Card.
I’m pretty sure, that with very little coaxing and old-man hand jobbing, Hef would cough up around $3-4 million to put Jessica on the cover especially since he loves the blonde bimbo types.
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If something like this did happen to Jessica Simpson, it might actually serve as a spark in her dying career. After analyzing all of Jessica’s options at this point, we’re recommending that she forgo all music and film-related efforts and concentrate more on properly cashing in her Playboy Trump Card.
I’m pretty sure, that with very little coaxing and old-man hand jobbing, Hef would cough up around $3-4 million to put Jessica on the cover especially since he loves the blonde bimbo types.
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