Monday March 10 2008

Last night was the premiere of that “Pop Fiction” show on E!, where celebrities work with the producers from “Punk’d” to pull pranks on the media. And it was every bit as exciting as that made it sound. Idiot celebrities thinking they’re clever and way way more interesting than they really are. Avril Lavigne put on some kind of prosthetic to make it look like she was vaguely pregnant. Except it didn’t. And then she went on and on about how this was gonna stop the presses and seemed to think people were gonna remember this moment for the rest of their lives.

• Avril Lavigne Flirts With A Gay Guy
• Avril Lavigne Proves Shes Dumb And Topless

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Thursday March 6 2008

Angelina Jolie may be pregnant with twins, but it was a distinctly different pair of twins she was showing off the other day. Naturally, I’m talking about Angelina Jolie’s breasts, which thanks to her new pregnancy, should be getting bigger by the day kinda like Christina Aguilera.

• Angelina Jolie Is Wanted
• Angelina Jolie Makes Out With Misty Cooper
• There Is A Tape Of Angelina Jolie Doing Heroin
• Angelina Jolie Naked In Beowulf

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Thursday March 6 2008

GQ UK calls Lake Bell “the hottest actress you’ve never heard of. Until now.” And I couldn’t agree more. Well, actually, I’ve heard of her, but that’s kind of my job. For the rest of you out there who may not know her, these super hot pictures are probably the best introduction you can get.

And while you may not know her now, you’ll be seeing a lot more of her very soon. She’s currently starring opposite Eva Longoria in Over Her Dead Body, and will soon be seen with Colin Farrell (who she was dating for a while) in Pride and Glory, and alongside Cameron Diaz in What Happens in Vegas.

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Wednesday March 5 2008

Bar Refaeli body knows how to make her money. I don’t know why she’s dressed like a pirate, but I do know that Tally Weijl’s tag line, “totally sexy,” is the best example of truth in advertising. Also, having Bar Refaeli, half naked, crawling on all fours, is also totally sexy.

• Bar Rafaeli Breasts Almost Pop Out In Bikini
• Bar Refaeli With Her Yacht Photoshoot
• Bar Refaeli In Elle Russia
• Bar Refaeli Topless In The 2008 Sports Illustrated

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Wednesday March 5 2008

I can’t even begin to guess how the hell this happened to Jenna Jameson. Shes gonna turn into a Michael Jackson in like three seconds and we wont be able to stop it. Jenna like Michael used to look hip and hot back in the day. Now they both look like they stepped out a SPAM can. Stop the madness.

• Jenna Jameson Wants To Be Angelina Jolie
• Aubrey O’Day Is Topless And Watches Jenna Jameson Porn
• Jenna Jameson Might Be Retired But She Still Goes Out
• Jenna Jameson Gets Kicked Out For Doing Coke

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