Paris Hilton and her super cool boyfriend Benji “I buy my clothes at Hot Topic” Madden the dog were in Berlin this weekend, and Paris reportedly ate the ground while running away from the paparazzi. There’s no video of it but the pictures are above and below. It’s as close as we get to seeing it damn it. The paparazzi need to step it up its hilarious watching Paris fall down helplessly. And why is that you might asked. Well she is a joke. This is why they’re there. Embarrassing shit like this. Knock that bitch down and stick a dick up her ass. Make her cry all over again like here.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s business is booming as you can tell. But this time not in the backseat of her car. Donald Trump has made an offer to Ashley for her to appear on a new untitled reality show set to air on MTV, according to People:
Based on a British show called Ladette to Lady, the show will take a group of 15 hard-partying young women and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike. “She’s the perfect candidate,” the show insider says of Dupré, the 22-year-old at the center of the Gov. Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal. The show has not yet heard back from Dupré with any reaction to the offer.
Only in America can a hooker that caused the demise of a powerful political figure become a reality TV star. Get paid money to pose for the New York Post, make $200,000 on her Britney like songs online, and get offered a $1 million dollars to be on Girls Gone Wild until Joe found out he already had a video of her of them having sex underage of course.
The Kardashian family reflected on a the difficult period all families face when their slutty daughter decides to pose for Playboy & release a homemade sex tape with her bastard boyfriend. I don’t know about you guys, but it made me a little teary eyed.
Cheryl Tweedy is HOT! I been trying to post something of her, but she never lets anything slip. But when the girl keeps giving me material like this, what else am I supposed to do? Here she is as some event with her band mates from Girls Aloud and, as you can see, her shirt is struggling to keep her breasts covered up. So naturally I put them up!
Hulk Hogan was spotted last night in Hollywood with a young man-chinned woman with implants. Naturally, everyone thought it was Brooke because shes just as ugly if you look her in a certain spot. But it was the Hulkster’s date, Jennifer McDaniel. Yikes! It’s an honest mistake really. I mean, If it looks like a duck and has fake tits like a duck, it’s probably a duck that looks like your daughter and you should watch the porno Taboo. Video after the jump.
