Kristy Hinze is an Australian model who will host the Aussie version of “Project Runway”. She’s had super high profile jobs like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and Victoria’s Secret catalog, but she’s not on here because of any of that. She’s on here because she’s been gushing about her new man. Kristy, who is 27, says she was instantly attracted to her 63-year-old boyfriend Jim Clark because he’s so smart. He’s also really funny and just devilishly charming. Oh and also he founded Netscape and is a billionaire. The slut says:
“I never thought I was going to date an older man when I first met him. To me, it was different to hang out with someone with something to say that was so interesting and important and who was truly, incredibly intelligent. He’s handsome and has so much charisma and he’s so funny. He’s very normal and down to earth. He’s an incredible man and I just love him.”
Keeley Hazell topless pictures aren’t exactly rare, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t spectacular every time. But I think these Keeley Hazell topless pictures are even better than most, because we weren’t actually supposed to see Keeley’s boobs this time around. More pictures, here, here, here, here, here.
Miley Cyrus dedicated the latest episode of The Miley and Mandy Show to Jesus. Apparently the show is unleashed on unsuspecting YouTube users to make them want to drink battery acid. Mission accomplished. Here’s a snippet of the mind-numbing conversation:
We love Jesus! Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it.”
Not to tread on ground South Park already covered, but there’s just something frightening about a young rising Disney star who’s steeped in down home Southern religion.
Almost everyone seems to think that the sex tape which made headlines last week because it reportedly showed Lindsay Lohan giving head to Calum Best was fake. It turned out to be some some random girl going down on some random guy, probably me. She just looked like Lindsay from the right angle. And by that I mean with the back of her head bobbing up and down. All this is apparently news to Lindsay Lohan, who, according to the Sun, went insane when news of the tape broke.
Pals say that Lindsay made a series of abusive phone calls to George Best’s lothario son after a porn-style photo, said to be of the two of them, was posted on the Internet.
The blurry clip is thought to have been filmed on Calum’s phone when they were an item last year and then forwarded on to one of his friends.
A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.
“I should never have f***ing trusted you.”
Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.
The Mean Girl continued: “It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?”
The good news for Lindsay is that no one thinks it’s her. The even better news is that, even if it is, you can’t see anything anyway, so no one is gonna watch it even if it is Lindsay. Well its obvious that sex tape isn’t real, but there IS one that exist of Lindsay Lohan.
You may only remember Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the little boy on 3rd Rock From The Sun, but he’s 27 now and kinda looks like Heath Ledger. With recent roles in Brick, Manic, Mysterious Skin, and The Lookout, he’s established himself as a successful young Hollywood actor. He also got to pretend to get it on with the unbearable hotness that is Claudia Schiffer in the April 2008 issue of GQ.
