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Hilary Duff plays Yonica Babyyeah in the new movie War, Inc.. In this clip, Yonica apparently likes sticking scorpions down her pants and having Middle Eastern terrorist dudes retrieve it in her pants while John Nutsack watches I mean John Cusack. Neat. Ahhh…Hilary Duff’s vagina is still safer than Paris Hilton’s. Paris has the kind of herpes that no one knows the name too. And Hilary vag is still in tacked, it hasn’t been pounded with a every male celebrity of hollywood.
UPDATE: Watch it till the end and watch as a terrorist reach downs her pants and plays with her pussy like a violin. While Hilary Duff obviously fakes moans and pretends to get off on it. Good times for all.
If you wanted Miley for breakfast, lunch and dinner for lots of pictures of Miley Cyrus. I think you just scored the jackpot. Clearly its too many pictures of Miley, but does anyone complain about how much of Miley Cyrus they see. Probably not.
Finally! Miley does something other then looking for stray dogs and going to Coffee Bean everyday. Now it’s not that I’m objecting to Miley Cyrus’ performance at the Idol Gives Back event this weekend, it’s just that a few of her dance moves might not be the most appropriate for her pre-teen audience. Of course, I’m sure her pedophile audience was loving every second of it. If Miley Cyrus isn’t the next Britney Spears, then she’s probably ten times worse.
UPDATE: Here are pictures of Miley before she gets on stage because rockstarish like her daddy-o. You can see her facial expressions. Say shit nigga when is this over. Sucka. I wanna get back home and ride someone.
UPDATE TWO: And here is video Miley dissing American Idol, sayings it not her thing. Funny how shes performing for them.
Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits and they almost burst into the political arena last week by endorsing Senator John McCain. Since then people having been seeing if she can actually vote at Radar Online have made a startling discovery, Ms. Plastic Heidi isn’t registered to vote:
At least not according to voter registration officials in her hometown, Crested Butte, Colorado, or her current place of residence, Los Angeles County, who told Radar by phone that no one named “Heidi Montag” exists in the database of registered voters. A Lexis search confirmed that Montag isn’t registered anywhere else in Colorado, either. (Her rep could not immediately confirm Heidi’s voter status).
Hopefully, no one out there is actually taking political advice from Heidi Montag. They’d be safer listening to the crazy guy down the block who talks to himself and hangs out with the Mexicans that stand at the street corner waiting for jobs. That guy knows shit. Hes been around you know! lol.
There’s been a lot of talk whether Ellen Page is a lesbian? Personally, there is talk that it’s a poorly kept secret in her home town of Halifax, Nova Scotia, that she’s not into dudes at all. I also happened to notice that in this scene from The Tracey Fragments, in which Ellen Page is topless, and flashing her ass, that she looks hotter then she did in Juno.
UPDATE: Is it me or does she looks like shes getting raped in one of the scenes, but I not too sure of it. I know she looks like shes twelve, but pedophile audience love this shit.
MadTV did a skit last night that pretty much sums up everything about Kim Kardashian’s painfully lame reality show about her and her other whore sisters. Everything except Kim letting Bruce Jenner motorboat her. Bruce Jenner is white. The only thing a white guy could do for Kim Kardashian is to point out where the black guy is, sex tape anyone.
Paris Hilton wants a new best friend, and she decided to go to MTV to find one since Nicole Richie hates her guts, along with Lindsay, Britney, and anyone else. According to NYPost:
Paris Hilton turns to MTV to find her a new best friend. Now she won’t even be there when the unlucky guy or gal is chosen. Hopefuls have been vying for online votes for the part, but on Tuesday two casting directors from Doron Ofir will be at Nikki Beach in New York looking over people who audition for the part. They’ll then move on to other cities for more auditions and to cast “hot bitches and fabulously fierce guys, who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30,” for the 10-episode show, called, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF
I dont know about you but I wouldnt wanna be this herpified friend. The only good thing about Paris is she creates alot of press so if you hangout with her your get noticed. And people will wonder who the fuck you are. Like went Britney and Lindsay hungout with her to get more press and boost their own status.
