Tuesday April 8 2008 
Kim Kardashian was named the new face of the Bongo brand just a few months ago and was on the red carpet on Monday showing off her Bongos and her Bongo booty jeans. Actually, she was there to help celebrate the launch of the new Fall 2008 Bongo Collection in LA.
How to make it big in Hollywood:
1. Befriend Paris Hilton
2. Attend parties with her.
3. Hook up with some famous dude @ one of the parties
4. Hook up with some famous dude again, but make a sex tape this time around
5. Leak the sex tape on the Internet
6. Collect lots of money from TV networks, ad campaigns, magazines, Larry King Live, etc, etc.
In conclusion, the root of all success is none other than Paris Hilton! Thanks Paris, for all your hardwork in making other people famous besides yourself.
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Kim Kardashian was named the new face of the Bongo brand just a few months ago and was on the red carpet on Monday showing off her Bongos and her Bongo booty jeans. Actually, she was there to help celebrate the launch of the new Fall 2008 Bongo Collection in LA.
How to make it big in Hollywood:
1. Befriend Paris Hilton
2. Attend parties with her.
3. Hook up with some famous dude @ one of the parties
4. Hook up with some famous dude again, but make a sex tape this time around
5. Leak the sex tape on the Internet
6. Collect lots of money from TV networks, ad campaigns, magazines, Larry King Live, etc, etc.
In conclusion, the root of all success is none other than Paris Hilton! Thanks Paris, for all your hardwork in making other people famous besides yourself.
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