Thursday April 10 2008

If your going to the john, stop and listen to this…Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are engaged. Ok now continue walking before your dick falls off. After plenty of loud whispering about are-they-or-aren’t-they?, the couple confirmed the news last night on friendsorenemies.com.

“Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged … We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.”

Pete Wentz is an idiot! He can be hooking up with illegal underage girls every night and live the dream. And have more boy band ass then anyone in the world. Or he can marry Ashlee Simpson, shes isn’t that bad looking since she got her nose fixed straight but still. I still would have more fucking to do before settling down. Don’t forget thats the last vag you’ll see ever supposedly.

UPDATE: Here is a video of thanks to Redban, showing Ashlee Simpson wearing an engagement ring BACK in February, and now the master of deception has finally come clean and admitted that she and Pete Wentz are engaged.

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