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Mischa Barton Escapes Jail But Not Her Bikini

Mischa Barton has escaped the local celebrity rehab jail center because of her hotness, I guess we’ve got some hot Mischa Barton bikini pictures to make up for it. You can catch Mischa in her next straight to nude video role. This Mischa Barton’s to do list:

1). Wake up early to meet the paparazzi to take my beach pictures.
2). Wear my cousin it wig because Paris said it looked hot.
3). Suck in stomach to make it look like I am skinny again.
4). Thank Pacific Coast News for taking my picture this morning.

To me she looks like shes getting a little fat around the stomach area and her hair looks like cousin it from the Addams family. More pictures after the jump, because we like to jump around here, it seems.