See How Much Money Did Miley Cyrus Earn Last Year

Saturday April 12 2008

Miley Cyrus, who is 15-years-old and completely ordinary in every way, made $18.2 million last year, according to Parade magazine, who seemingly won’t be happy until I go on a date with her. Here’s a list of some other celebrities and what they made, according to Us magazine. More seeing who’s the dumbest richest fuck in the United States after the jump.

Katherine Heigl: $11 million
Jessica Alba: $9 million
Dr. Phil McGraw: $90 million
Steven Spielberg: $110 million
Ryan Seacrest: $12 million
Mariska Hargitay: $7 million
Trouble (Leona Helmsley’s dog): $12 million
Tiger Woods: $115 million
Jeff Foxworthy: $10 million
Oprah Winfrey: $260 million
Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million
Gisele Bundchen: $33 million
Scarlett Johansson: $5 million
Eli Manning: $11.5 million
50 Cent: $33 million
Carrie Underwood: $7 million

In a related story, I dropped my pants on the ground but no one saw me so I walked around like that for an hour in NYC, no one cared anyway.