Friday April 18 2008

Scarlett Johansson is only 5 years older than Emma Watson (they’re 18 and 23, respectively), but Scarlett looks way way older. Scarlett has aged like my grandmother, she’s lived 10 lifetimes in just a few years. The point to all this being is that Scarlett was dumped from a movie because she looked too old, and replaced by Hermione Granger. Sleuters says…

“Harry Potter” heroine Emma Watson is attached to star in the period romance “Napoleon and Betsy,” replacing Scarlett Johansson who was deemed too old for the role.
Watson, 18, will play Betsy Balcombe, a young, impetuous noblewoman trapped on the isolated British island of St. Helena who falls in love with Napoleon, who has been exiled there.

If I were Scarlett, I wouldn’t put up with this crap, but then I’m a adventurous manwhore who lives for a good fight. I have my denim jean jacket and rolled up cigarettes in my shoulder. I invented cool. Beware.

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