Tuesday April 22 2008 
Natalie Portman, “was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run. While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes and then ambled on its way.”
This dog is a pimp. He just finished up all over Natalie Portman, and he didn’t even have to buy her drinks or pretend to care about Israel and renewable energy, definitely pulling a Tim!! You know this dog looks like her current boyfriend.
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Natalie Portman, “was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run. While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes and then ambled on its way.”
This dog is a pimp. He just finished up all over Natalie Portman, and he didn’t even have to buy her drinks or pretend to care about Israel and renewable energy, definitely pulling a Tim!! You know this dog looks like her current boyfriend.
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