Kelly Brook has ended her 4 year relationship and engagement to Billy Zane. Why? It probably had something to do with him being a dick in the Titanic. The Sun says…
The 28-year-old has decided she is too young to marry. “After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement. “The split is completely amicable and the decision was made after long conversations here and in the US. They remain good friends.” She has been thinking over her life since dad Ken died last November and decided she was too young to wed 42-year-old Billy.
I should probably feel bad for Billy Zane but he made the Titanic so fuck him. In the spirit of that, I am glad she broke up with his old ass. Later, I’m gonna bang Kelly on the hood of his car then take pictures and put them up on MySpace so Miley Cyrus can look at them.
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