Sunday April 27 2008

Elsa Pataky showed up at the Guess Green Launch Party in Beverly Hills, last week and boy did she strike me as someone that knows what they are doing. Turns out shes a Spanish actress on a Spanish channel. Now when I think of a Spanish channel I think of girls with the tits hanging out and speaking so fast even one with good Spanish probably gets confused. Here she is topless if you wanna peak. Shes going out with Adrien Brody. What a lucky douche.

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Sunday April 27 2008

In honor of Megan Fox being named the Sexiest Woman by FHM. Here’s her hot lingerie photoshoot for FHM. I thought it was something new. But turns out it something old. Either way shes a hot little cookie, more pictures of her to come.

• Megan Fox Gives You The Middle Finger
• Megan Fox Only Wants Cock At Home
• Megan Fox Is The Sexiest Women In The World…YES!
• Can I Smack Megan Fox’s Ass

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Saturday April 26 2008

The latest poster from Matrix-wannabe Wanted unspoiled at the New York Comic-Con recently, which means you can click above for an even bigger view of Angelina Jolie’s bony arm which I love. I love Angelina as much as the next guy, but it’s getting increasingly hard to ignore just how emaciated she looks in all the promo material for Wanted. But if you think it’s bad for us, just imagine how it must feel for the movie’s producers.

• Angelina Jolie Makes Out With Misty Cooper
• Kelly Bell Is The New Pam Anderson Of Baywatch
• There Is A Tape Of Angelina Jolie Doing Heroin
• Young Angelina Jolie Modeling Pictures

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Saturday April 26 2008

Denise Richards sunbathing in her bikini at the Maui shoot of her TV show. So in the past week there has been three different sets of bikini pictures of Denise. At first she looked kinda bad, but now the last set proves shes getting hotter as more sets keep coming out.

• Denise Richards Back In Wild Things 2
• Denise Richards Goes Medieval On Someone
• Richie Sambora Gets DUI No Denise Richards

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Saturday April 26 2008

Christina Aguilera got paid by People to take pictures of her newborn monster she just gave birth too. I guess the gargoyle name is Max Liron Bratman. It means big penis in Hebrew or something. I honestly hate kids. They are not cute and usually smell of sour milk and urine combination. Maybe when you have YOUR own kids its different but the way I see it. Most kids are spoiled and untrained for the future sex tapes they will be filming. Yes I am sick, no I mentally challenged get it right. lol

• Rachel Aguilera Is The New Christina Aguilera
• Christina Aguilera Gets Trashed For The Night
• Christina Aguilera Breasts Are Sagging
• Christina Aguilera Gets Naked With Her Breasts

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