It’s been Keeley Hazell madness over the past two weeks here and that, my friends, is worth celebrating. First we had FHM’s Keeley Hazell topless pictures, then a small clip of her new music video, and now she’s in this month’s Nuts Magazine. Thats all Keeley Hazell should ever do is just be topless constantly. Any objections! I think not.
She has her own line of sandals with footwear company Grendene called Ipanema Gisele Bundchen. Forbes puts her 53rd on their list of the most powerful celebrities of 2007 due to the success of her shoe line. Custom Ipanema flip-flops sell for as much as $230 a pair.
The MTV, The Hills Girls, do The Rolling Stone for the May cover. Turns out that all the girls are turning into the mainstream somehow. Heidi Montag, with her breasts. Audrina Patridge with her naked pictures. Lauren Conrad with her sextape that Heidi helped push. Stephanie Pratt sister of Spencer Pratt who’s conveniently going out with Heidi Buttag. So it seems everyone does a full circle jerk. Turns out the The Hills is “the most influential show we’ve ever had” by MTV president of entertainment Brian Graden. Someone needs to can him and have the girls start doing porn immediately since thats what there essentially doing anyway.
The first day of shooting on Crank 2: High Voltage the only way it really knows how: by circulating topless shots of co-star Amy Smart on location. Already knowing the plot Jason Statham jams all over town to keep his artificial ticker above a lethal heart rate and its general means of execution public sex between Statham and Smart, for starters, we now have only the remaining mystery of how and exactly why Smart is bumming around the set with gaffer’s tape on her nipples. We seen her topless already. (more…)
The new trailer for The Dark Knight isn’t supposed to be released until Sunday, but due to technological advancements in cell phones and the magic of the Internet, you can see it today. It looks freakin’ amazing, of course, and by the way, I’m calling it now Heath Ledger will win Best Supporting Actor whether he deserves it or not. The only way he could be more of a lock is if The Joker had down syndrome or could only write with his left foot.
