On May 20, 2008, Scarlett Johansson will debut as a vocalist on her first album Anywhere I Lay My Head, with cover versions of Tom Waits songs featuring vocals from David Bowie. In the summer of 2007, Johansson spent about a month in Maurice, Louisiana recording an album at Dockside Studio, a rural 12 acre complex. The album is to consist of one original song and ten cover versions of Tom Waits songs. She should stick to movies, I think her breasts sell more movies, then her voice. If Ryan Reynolds doesn’t marry her I will. I am next in line.
I don’t watch Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s, but here’s a clip of Kim Kardashian having a fight with her sisters because she went to pick up the Bentley she’s wanted ever since she was 12 years old and it was taking a little too long. So her sister, the one that’s the size of two full grown men, starts yelling at the car guy and Kim gets mad her and in turn the sisters get mad at Kim so they leave. But Kim finds them and gives her a shot in the arm. It’s some good television and what makes it interesting is that Kim survived without getting beaten by her manlike sister.
Jamie Lynn Spears and her manslut Casey Aldridge spent the weekend four-wheeling with friends in Liberty, Mississippi. Because she’s 6 months pregnant and everyone knows you should move around unborn babies as much as possible, its the number one cardinal rule. “Try to violently rock the mom back and forth,” doctors often say. They also recommend roller coasters and surfboading, if you have access to some.
Vanity Fair fired back today and by simply posting the Miley Cyrus interview and photo shoot on their website. Basically, it takes the piss right out of the following claim made by Disney via The New York Times who think Disney is worried about the shots alienating parents from their billion dollar franchise:
A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.
Vanity Fair’s online article also includes behind the scene photos, where the picture above was taken, that show Miley having a blast during the shoot. Here’s a quote from the article:
Um, was Cyrus or Disney at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.”
So I tried to find the gun in these photos that Annie Liebovitz used to force defenseless Miley Cyrus to pose for these pictures, but so far no dice. Maybe her father was showing her his gun and then went topless immediately. Today Is the Official Miley Cyrus day…
Keeley Hazell is probably best known for having the best boobs in Britain, but now she wants to prove she’s got a set of lungs to match her breasts. Yes, that’s right, everyone’s favorite topless model now wants a singing career, go figure. Check out her debut single entitled “Voyeur,” a none too subtle reference to her day job where she gets naked all the time..Check please..
