Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are gonna get married next week! Mofos do not waste anytime..Shit shes pregnant, shit lets get married…Wait! Lets get married next week…Oh needs a prenuptial not me! Pete Wentz is slyest mofo to walk the earth..Like Iron Man! Hollyscoop reports:
A source close to the couple, “The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.” Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Papa Joe is probably busy selling off the wedding info and pictures as we speak so expect to see it in the tabloids Memorial weekend.
Joe Simpson is probably the coolest dad in the world. Not only does he sell the photo rights to his daughter’s unborn child but to her wedding as well. He like a male version of Dina Lohan..The Simpsons and the Lohan should go into business together and fuck each other royally. Now that show I would tune in for..Everyweek…The redheads versus the blondes…hmmmm.
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