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John Mayer Is Mr. Douchebag Not By Choice

Who would thought this ugly guy on stage, playing a guitar and singing chick songs would get so much Hollywood ass its not even funny. And if yours lucky enough to even go to his shows, you’ll see a majority of ugly and fat girls. And once in a blue moon you’ll see a skinny hot chick..So as a ratio, you got 20% hot chicks and 80% fatty chicks. And then he gets to nail, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and now Jennifer Aniston..So this guy is living the dream baby, like Chaz in Wedding Crashers…He should crash funerals…hes bound to get hot chicks there too..

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