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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Hangout At Mandarin

Jennifer Aniston in pool with John Mayer at Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami Beach…That fucking lucky ass bastard! To think he went near the same high school I did, he never got the chicks. And he gets all famous and the chicks come out of left field. John Mayer has the same credo as me, I only hook up with insanely hot chicks. But because anything less would not be worth it. Better to wait and get the best, then to settle for that fat chick at the convenience store offering you a blow job for free..

UPDATE: Found even more pictures of John Mayer infecting Jennifer Aniston with herpes. I know its a sad thing but some douchebag has to do it. Might as well be John!!

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