Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in Chicago these past couple of days and now we know why. We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up because of Jessica Simpson being horrible in bed:
“He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much. Tony was having a blast playing Pop-A-Shot mini golf and bags,” according to a source. “He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes. He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table. He zeroed in on one blonde all night,” a source said. “That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speaker phone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills.”
They are done! So now I see why Jessica keeps getting the can..It seems she sucks in the sack, so why would you wanna stay with a girl like that after you used up all her publicity and got laid. There is no other reason to hangout with her really. So sad, that Ashlee is a better catch then Jessica. And all these years we had it the other way around! SHit…
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I dated Tony in college and cant stand him, He is the ONLY guy I know who cant be a leader. The reason he and I broke up was because when he didnt seem MANLY enough to the FEW FRIENDS he has, and the guys who hated him started calling him TONY HOMO, he would turn the heat on someone else. Putting me down, talking smack about me and even trashing his own mother in front of others. I am with a man who is a true gentleman and can be himself and not a follower, so since TONY HOMO ROMO cant be a REAL MAN and quit being both disgusting and cruel to Jessica Simpson, I am going to tell the world about TONY’s BEDROOM skills. I used to catch him masturbating all the time. He is the TINIEST little man I have ever seen much less been involved with. He used to try to convince me that he was ABOVE AVERAGE size down there and was infuriated when he woke up and caught me measuring his 2 3/4″ limpness. When excited however, he proved to me that it grew to 5 3/4″ which, according to the internet, was AVERAGE for a man. But what the internet failed to say was that if the WIDTH (size of a brush handle was AVERAGE. Now Tony still calls me when he comes to the Pennsylvania area, where I live now, and he BEGS my friends to set us up together again. So Tony, the whole world is now going to be laughing at you, you LYING, CHEATING, WORTHLESS human being. You like hurting others for your own pleasure, here is JUSTICE. Tony’s fantasy was for me to be with him and another guy. Tony ALWAYS wanted me to share in “ANAL PLAY” on HIM!! Tony bought me a strap on toy to EXPERIMENT on him with. When TONY would get extremely intoxicated, he would get VERY ANGRY and VERY VIOLENT wth himself and then end up CRYING himself to sleep calling for his “MOMMY”.
Jessica Hun, I broke up with Tony after only 8 months because I thought he was honestly either a clost homosexual or just a WHINEY FREAK. So dont be discouraged or cry over this loser. Come to Pennsylvania and I have a Single Male Friend who is CRAZY IN-LOVE with you and would be a great man to hang onto forever.
Oh, I still love the Dallas Cowboys, never really been fond of Jessica Simpson’s music but always thought she was very beautiful, and so TONY knows exactly who I am.. I dumped your ass in 2002 afterwards I started dating your room mate. I never told anyone before about how after you were told that the Villanova quaterback (something Gordon) was probably going to win the Award, you threw a fit and all of a sudden EIU, your Family, and the Athletic Boosters started spending money and Ignoring your constant ETHICS violations. Also, I rumored that I was dating Will Bumphus and that is why you LOST your last 2 games. Because you wouldnt get the ball to Will. The Rumor was not true, but you didnt have the courage to find out.
Hint : My initials are S.S
Comment by Trish Garner
— November 5, 2009 @ 1:53 PM