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Tuesday June 10 2008

Burger King Saved Robert Downey Jr.'s Life


In 2003, Robert Downey Jr. was driving down PCH in California with a ton of “fucking dope” in the car when he suddenly decided to stop at Burger King for a meal. He said eating one of their burgers made him turn his life around.

He said, “I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”

He immediately dumped all his drugs into the ocean and decided to clean up his act. Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, there’s a bunch of cracked out sea creatures looking for their next fix. Robert said he used the experience for a scene in “Iron Man” when his character asks for a burger after escaping the terrorists. Something bad usually does happen after eating Burger King. Just ask my bowels.


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