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So the newest thing to come out of my hood in Stamford, CT, is 50 Cent moved here for whatever reason I saw him crossing the street and slammed on the brakes. Shit wrong article. OK here we got Cheryl Cole, or Cheryl Tweedy whatever the fuck she wants to call herself and her whore banging husband Ashley Cole. Now the guy cheated her with a chick in a bar, that wasn’t that attractive. Now if your gonna cheat on your hot wife. The rule is you gotta find someone hotter, if your gonna cheat. You know, to make the whole dam thing worth it, or else while the hell do it in the first place. But one wise man told me, “find me a hot girl and I’ll show you a guy that tired of fucking her!”

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• Cheryl Cole Grabs Nadine Coyle’s Ass
• Cheryl Tweedy’s Nude Breasts Want More
• Cheryl Tweedy Nipples Are Like Diamonds
• Cheryl Tweedy Gives Keeps Us Staring At Her Rack

Here is Jennifer Love Hewitt getting her nails and feet done by two illegal Chinese people working on herself. Now you can tell these are the only friends that Jennifer has since she became fat, the reason why is that they have pictures of her in their picture box right next to her. If she look closely. And Jennifer Love Huge tits used to be a hit with Maxim magazine, now she looks like a cover girl for Martha Stewart.

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• Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts Does A Commercial For Hanes
• Jennifer Love Hewitt Finally Shows Something
• Jennifer Love Hewitt Loves Her Man Not Her Breasts
• Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows A Peek Of Her Boobies

Katherine Heigl was spotted at her home yesterday getting ready to relax in her pool. Apparently she’s not done wearing a bikini, her body doesn’t look half bad here. So I decided to put them up of this skankho. Enjoy her fragile body.

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• Katherine Heigl Is Horrible On The Beach

Check out this chick as a brunette on the set of Heroes, shooting scenes for season three. I’ve got to say she looks damn good with dark hair, maybe even better than she was as a blonde. Also, that Lara Croft style outfit doesn’t hurt either. Guess who’s ass sucka..Click the picture to find out how dumb you are.

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• Guess the ass!
• Guess whose ass
• Guess Who’s Ass
• Guess Who’s Ass

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and boyfriend Orlando Bloom hit up Gran Canaria, Spain for some topless pictures. I love how she’s using a book to cover her fun parts while being completely aware that someone was taking pictures of her shit. When I’m nude it requires the whole Sunday New York Times to cover my business. Because I am hung like Dirk Diggler, shit you know mofos.

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• Miranda Kerr Breasts Almost Fall Out
• Miranda Kerr Poses Nude Again
• Miranda Kerr TATS
• Pirelli 2010 Calendar: Miranda Kerr & Others Nude

Geoge Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain. A few hours later he was dead at the age of 71. His last concert was this past weekend, at the Orleans casino in Las Vegas.

71 seems young to die. Although I guess it makes sense in this case because Carlin famously and unapologetically did tons of drugs and abused his body 465 ways. 71 years in Carlin years would be like 249 in normal years, so when you put it in context he had a pretty good run. The lesson here? Everyone should do tons of drugs. I’m gonna go get some right now Liz will you join me lol!

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• Bernie Mac Dies And I Hate My Life Alittle More