The 17-year-old daughter of John McCain’s running mate Sarah Palin a.k.a. Governor MILF. You may have seen her slut daughter in the American Pie sequels is reportedly five months pregnant. The McCain campaign revealed the news to rebut rampant rumors that Governor Palin’s infant son is actually her grandson and she faked her pregnancy to protect her daughter Bristol. You seriously just read all that, and I’m now 90% positive John McCain’s research involved picking this woman’s name out of of a hat. Reuters reports she sucks:
The Palins, in a statement released by the McCain campaign, said Bristol “came to us with news that we as parents knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned” and that their daughter “has our unconditional love and support.”
“We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates,” their statement said.
Senior McCain campaign officials said McCain knew of the daughter’s pregnancy when he selected Palin last week as his vice presidential running mate, deciding that it did not disqualify the 44-year-old governor in any way.
Bristol Palin so finally the real face of America is emerging. Sooner or later everyone’s seventeen year old daughter will be pregnant because they don’t know the word birth control in Alaska. Or better yet how to close your legs. But at least now you know the bitch is easy to get with. PS. Here is the picture of the douche bag that donated his sperm.
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i’d hit it
Comment by fapfapfap — September 2, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
I would fuck Bristol Palin–she got some big ass tits. By the way, I would fuck her mother too. Vote Republican!
Comment by jay dickerson — September 3, 2008 @ 8:30 am
I just love it when these dumb-ass pseudo-religious idiots have their own self-righteous beliefs blow up in their face. And I’m not a democrat or republican. But I see this as justice. Sarah Palin seems qualified to maybe be secretary of a church. Stick with religion, babe, it got you far. Just look at your daughter. Thank you, Jesus!
Comment by D — September 3, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
You dumbass morons think a 17 yr old having sex makes her a slut? Whats wrong you uber-geeks couldnt get laid in high school? I think youre all a bunch of judgemental assclowns, and perhaps you got turned down by alot of attractive young ladies in high school.
Comment by lmao shit — September 3, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
yep she be a slut - bet mommy who’s high-class and at least has a brain, wishes she was sober 17 years ago when that bad seed was sprouted…just goes to show, kids are god’s way of saying sex is bad…
Comment by chuck — September 3, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
chuck u are so kewl… can we just now take the brats out of the political forum and focus on the grownups…i mean when Cheney’s daughter outed as gay it was a huge yawn… why now, why this? pa-thetic. Sexy40Hottie
Comment by elise angel — September 3, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
LOL…yeah her daughter’s a whore….2 quick questions…She’s five months preggers right? Didn’t she only start dating that guy five months ago? And yeah…I’d hit it….in a year….
Comment by egg23 — September 3, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
Hey not my problem, not my kid shes having……but damn the things id do to her mom….im 24 and i think sarahs fucking hotttt….who agrees?
Comment by grubbyviper — October 2, 2008 @ 10:45 pm