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Pamela Anderson Dating Michael Jackson? WTF!

WTF, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off proving my theory that Pamela would hump a dead corpse if it had a hedge fund or bankrupt whatever comes first:

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

Pamela Anderson hasnt fucked everyone yet and I guess Michael Jackson is on that list. Doesnt she know homeboy is broke. He got his neverland ranch out just last minute and he owes more money then a sweet sixteen party. I guess according to Michael the girl is mine!