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I don’t watch TV so I never really see Kim Kardashian hardly ever, but I know shes a copy cat to Paris Hilton, whatever Paris does Kim’s gotta do. Cant the bitch do something real for once, I guess not, her fat ass is spread all over town…

The reality star told Hyla on the Yo on E! satellite radio show Wednesday that she would like to try her hand at singing: “I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

Timbaland and Jackson and Timberfuck? Thats like hanging wit one brother and two gay fuckers. That not a good combination, what she needs to do is get an ass reduction. That shit needs it own car seats to adjust to it.