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Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $700,000 Offer From Playboy

Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page spread for Playboy. She doesn’t want to do the whole nude thing again because, clearly, she doesn’t wanna seem like a slut even though the bitch is one. Someone had to say it. Page Six reports no fucking going on:

“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip.”

I guess Lindsay is content with her bullshit Marilyn Monroe shoot and doesn’t want to look, I dunno, awesome and airbrushed. I think she look good in her sextape. One can hope, I can dream can I.