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Britney Spears Said Four Sentences At The MTV VMAs

Britney Spears said she’d be doing something “fun and unexpected” to open the MTV Video Music Awards? Yeah right! After a prerecorded skit with lots of lip syncing and reading of the cue cards, Britney took the stage at last night’s VMAs, said four sentences and called it a day. No joke. Here’s what came out of her dirty mouth:

“Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love. I’m here tonight to celebrate a very important birthday, the 25th anniversary of the VMAs. This is the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it starts right now.”

This is bullshit, why does MTV keep inviting this bitch back. I mean last year she ruined the show and her fat was spread all over the place. This year they are giving her everything even their fucking awards. Seriously, she should go home and kill herself, because shes shaved her head a couple years ago. Next stop overdose of fat.