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Matt Damon Thinks Sarah Palin Really Sucks Badly

Matt Damon basically ass raped Governor Sarah Palin in the face today while in Toronto promoting ONEXONE a Canadian children’s charity. His major concern seems to be what happens when John McCain kicks the bucket in office if the Republicans win some interesting shit I tell you:

“You do the actuary tables, there’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term, and it’ll be President Palin. It’s like a really bad Disney movie, “The Hockey Mom.’ Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she’s president. “She’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd.”

What did we learn from this dont piss off Matt Damon, ever! Because he not only will woodchop your ass to next year, but hes a Harvard pants so his brain is a sharp as them come. But still I can beat him with just my mojo. And who the hell is he dating, isn’t she butt ugly.