Billie Piper admits she can’t keep her hands off her own breasts because pregnancy has made them bigger and firmer than ever. She said on the Capital 95.8 Breakfast Show:
“I have never had boobs before – just look at them! I am thrilled! “I can’t stop touching them. I’m sorry, but I kind of want to just expose them all of the time!”
We’re not stopping her! Neither can I stop touching her breasts. I like BIG BIG breasts, especially when they can fight a terrorist. You remember Christina Aguilera breasts when she was preggo those things could kill cancer if they tried.
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Lindsay Lohan allegedly punched a paparazzi last night as she was heading into a New York City bar.
TMZ says…
she tripped over a metal barricade that had been set up. According to our guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her — because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose!
She was on the phone at the time and, after the punch, told whoever she was talking to, “Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi.”
Eh, whatever. It’s not like anything is gonna happen to her. Celebrities are allowed to slap normal people like you and me. Hell if Jessica Alba came up to me and punch me in the face, shit I be proud of that. How many people been hit by her, not many I bet. Its like scoring some girls virginity, but only holier.
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I think this a still from Megan Fox’s new film “How To Lose Friends and Alienate People” but I’m not too sure about that shit. Looks more like she had an encounter with my sperm factory than a cake. But I can daydream and shit that’s all I do. Dream about cumming on Megan Fox’s face. Besides a little bit of cum on a girls face never hurt anyone. Well maybe their eyes. But who gives a shit about that.
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Britney Spears donated the above painting to
The Promises Foundation which provides “behavioral health services to low-income women and their children.” The portrait was for
sale on eBay with a starting bid of $10,000, (yeah right) but the auction page has been inexplicably pulled. At any rate, the painting was on display in Britney’s parent’s house because who doesn’t love a topless portrait of their daughter hanging around? You know I do. I think her whole family is just white trash, and Britney just happen to hit it big.
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