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MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.

And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000

Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.

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