Wednesday October 15 2008 
MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.
Posted in Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt |
MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.
And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:
LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000
Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.
- The Hills Girls In Rolling Stone Magazine
- Jason Wahler: Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Doesn’t Exist
- Heidi Montag: Yes Letterman There Is A Sextape
- Audrina Patridge Nude Topless Skinny Dipping on The Hills
Posted in Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt |
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Comment by umm..yea — November 9, 2008 @ 9:19 pm
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Comment by WTF? — November 10, 2008 @ 11:38 am
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