Egghead Gisele Bundchen and Jockboy Tom Brady quietly wed at St. Monica Church in Santa Monica Thursday, according to
Us:
The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony…I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.”)
Oh, awesome. The child whose pregnant mother Tom Brady bailed on to bang Gisele was there. That is the biggest dick move anyone could do. Look honey, this is who I left you for, to remind you again how much of a dick I can really be. Oh you love me.
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With no visible bruises from her alleged beat down from Chris Brown, Rihanna spent last weekend down in Punta Mita, Mexico relaxing in the sun. Not a bad body, too bad Chris Brown wont be banging that shit anymore. Someone should make CB a coffin for his life to be thrown into it.
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Gisele Bundchen goes topless for DT Magazine. I remember this photo shoot clearly. When
this guy, had the best job in the business. So what do YOU do all day. Well, I touch Gisele’s ass all day long. Its tiring to place my palm on her ass cheeks.
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Lady GaGa walked the red carpet for the opening of the VIP Room Theatre. I dunno if shes trying to be the next Madonna, or if shes in some kind of sickass porno. But either way, she looks gross. She looks like a drag queen and not even a sexy one at that. yuck!
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