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Paris Hilton spent day two in Hawaii yesterday, and she was underwater scuba diving, and everyone on land was praying that she get eaten by a shark. Of course she didn’t. When she came up for air, everyone was yelling and screaming why didn’t a shark eat her. I even heard someone punched a random blonde that looked like her. It was actually hilarious.

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