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Lady Gaga talks like a Drag Queen. There is no way that her raspy voice dick suckin’ voice does not have a penis. She is also into outrageous half naked outfits, ugly chinless faces, and this glam bullshit, and all that shit is way to gay. I bet you any amount of money she has a penis under there. Just Dance might be catchy, but Just Penis would be more exact for her.
Here’s the latest and the greatest, in the Chris Brown and Rihanna fight. You ready to hear this shit. Turns out the woman who sent Chris Brown a three-page booty call text the night before the Grammys was his 40-year-old manager Tina Davis. Booyah! The two allegedly had a relationship when Chris was 16, she likes to rob the cradle according to TMZ:
Law enforcement tells us the text message to Brown talked about hooking up later — and it totally pissed off Rihanna. She slapped and hit him and he then brutally fired back.
The detective’s affidavit refers to the text message as being “from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.”
Ok, so Rihanna takes Chris Brown back and doesn’t even make him fire his manager. WTF. Now I am really fucking confused. He beats the shit out of Rihanna, and still has the same girl hes messing with on the side. Chris Brown just became a god for two seconds. Minus the beating the shit out of someone, and his mistress being butt ugly of course. Tina Davis ain’t nothing to look at either.
Britney Spears was in Miami yesterday and to relax she hung out by a pool in a bikini, smoked cigarettes and told shitty jokes to anyone that would listen. Which means no one was probably listening to her. Sadly as that is. These pictures are fucking confusing though, cause in one shot, I almost said wow she looks hot, and then in other pictures I am like hell fucking no. You pick your battles, and this vagina hole is gross. Bitch needs to go back and be a size zero.
At the 32 second mark in this YouTube video of Britney doing her shitty crappy stupid Circus show last night in Tampa, you can clearly hear her say, “My pussy is hanging out”. Classy I know right!
Isn’t her kids on tour with her, thats great for your mom to be saying that shit. But I know that some girls get beef curtains while having more sex then a hooker. But if Brit has anymore kids, they are just gonna fall out of her and on floor next time she pops one out. She is the last person I ever would want to have sex with.
In news rumors are saying that Robert Pattinson, may be sinking his teeth into hottie Megan Fox.
They were spotted together at the Palihouse Hotel in West Hollywood on March 3, during Pattinson’s brief visit to Los Angeles last week. A source notes that the two lived it up late into the night at the hotel’s bar/bistro.
So basically, that means there fucking and she better tell me shes cheating on me, that’s the least she could do.
Everyone is talking about how much weight Jessica Simpson has gained lately, but it seems that was all a big misunderstanding because last night in Florida she wore a pair of shorts that seemed to be too big on her. But she does look like she lost some weight. Keep losing it, I like my girls skinny and hot.
