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Maybe I’m reading to much into these quotes, but doesn’t it sound like Miley Cyrus wants to be black when she grows up?

“I want to be like Beyonce. She is the ultimate woman. You look at her and you don’t think, I wonder what her personal life is like,” Miley revealed an upcoming issue of Seventeen. “You look at her and you go, That girl on the stage is a superstar. You don’t care about anything else; you only care about her music. So I would hope that would be me in the future.”

Actually Miley, I don’t look at Beyonce and think she’s a “superstar.” I look at her and think, “Where the fuck did I put the Vaseline!”

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