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I accidentally pressed play on this dreadful song a little earlier today and now I want you to suffer just as much as I did. This is Heidi Montag’s new single, “Superficial.”

As men, we need to get smarter when it comes to raising little girls. If you know your daughter is going to be incredibly stupid, yet really really hot, do everyone (including her) a favor and have her voice box removed at a young age so we never have to listen to her sing like this.

And that was the Dickism.com dad tip of the day!

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