At one time Madonna was the biggest whore the world has ever seen, but after years of sucking pretty much every cock that passed her way she has became a lesbian. Apparently, dicks just don’t do it for Madonna anymore. Instead, she’d rather pleasure herself with a high-heeled shoe.
“Madonna told me that buying a pair of my shoes is more satisfying than having sex with a man,” Renowned footwear designer Jimmy Choo said. “At least you know they are going to last for ever!”
Give me a call, Madonna. It sounds like you must be fucking a bunch of tiny dick homos. I’m pretty sure my dick would do the trick. You’ll be back to your cock loving ways in no time!
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